Therefore..

[Fenrir]

Hair must be cut, or it grows longer.
Fur sheds, and doesn't grow.
therefore, all cats are "hairless".

subject: shadows

[LightTogekiss]

Shadows are the absence of light.
People cast shadows when they walk.
Black holes are an absence of light.
Therefore, walking creates black holes.

Subject: Noodles

[Fenrir]

noodles are made of starch.
starch is used to stiffen clothes.
therefore, pouring noodles on someone will stiffen their clothes.

subject: Sigmund Freud

[LightTogekiss]

Freud developed many ways of getting away with murder.
Corvettes also provide ways of getting away with murder.
Murder is Bad for the victim.
Therefore, Freud is actually a corvette who helped people to do bad things to victims.

Subject: Miley Cyrus

[Fenrir]

Miley Cirus sings country.
Country is a large group of people who act as a single nation.
Therefore: Miley Cirus is pro-comunisim

subject: Greece-roman mythology