Therefore..

[Justice]

This game involves the players making logical leaps and bounds statements to come up with another statement that may or may not be true. The last player in the three post series will choose a new category to make the statements from.

Example(If the subject is chocolate)

Player 1: Chocolate is brown
Poop is brown
Therefore: Chocolate is poop.
(Next category goes here)

So, I will go first by choosing a category.
Pokemon!

[Ginger]

Pokemon have elemental powers
Therefore pokemon are evil mystical beings.



Bald man

[LightTogekiss]

Bald men have no hair.
Sidewalks also have no hair.
Therefore, bald men are Sidewalks.

Subject: Tornado

[Fenrir]

tornadoes can pick people up
Parents pick up their children.
therefore, either parents are tornadoes, or children aren't people.

thermonuclear warfare

[LightTogekiss]

Nuclear bombs are bright.
The Pokemon move "Dazzling Gleam" is also bright.
Therefore, the Pokemon move "Dazzling Gleam" is a nuclear bomb.

Subject: Weddings

[Ginger]

Weddings are usually white
White deals with death in Japan
Gasp the weddings celebrate widows

Spiders

[LightTogekiss]

Spiders have legs, and tables have legs
Therefore, tables are spiders.

School <---Subject

[Fenrir]

she blinded me with science
my science teacher wear's glasses
Therefore, science leads to blindness.

Subject:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Superheroes

[LightTogekiss]

Superman is white.
Marshmallows are white.
Marshmallows are squishy.
Goomy are also squishy.

Therefore, Superman is both a marshmallow, and a Goomy.

Subject: TURTLES!

[Ginger]

Turtles are green
grass is green
tree leaves are green
Turtles must be a secret type of moving plant.

Kindles

[LightTogekiss]

Kindles are stubborn.
Donkeys are stubborn.
Rocks are also Stubborn.
Therefore, Kindles are Donkey rocks.

Subject: Adventure Time.

[Ginger]

Adventure time is rainbowy
Unicorns fart rainbows,
Fart comes from cows in the form of methane,
Methane is a type of gas
Carbon monoxide is also a type of gas that is poisonous,
Therefore Adventure time is a deadly gas


Water

[LightTogekiss]

Water is a liquid
Some poisons are also liquids
Poisons are bad for people
Some people are murderers
Murderers kill people
Therefore, Water kills people

Subject: Banking

[Fenrir]

banks hold onto your money for you.
banks lend out money that isn't theres.
when a single person does this, it's called theft.
therefore people who take loans are bank robbers.

subject: String Theory

[LightTogekiss]

Matter is made of strings.
Clothes could also be made of strings.
The absence of clothes is known as nudity.
Vacuums hold no matter.
Therefore, vacuums are nudists.

Subject: Hair