Your wish is granted

[Justice]

Granted, you forgot how to speak English now and no one knows how to deal with you.

I wish that I could be like Secret Agent Clank.

[Fenrir]

Granted. You get captured by an evil mastermind who thinks your a real agent, and doesn't realize your a TV show actor.

I wish to meet the blargian race so I can hang out with people who understand me while I fly around in my awesome spaceship now that I know what the manual said.

[Justice]

Granted, however, the Blarg are bad, bad people, and their home planet's air poisons you..

I wish to be immune to poison.

[Fenrir]

granted. You have 100% immunity to poison, but you have a severe weakness for radiation. Sunlight alone is enough to give you third degree burns.

I wish I had an environment suit to survive the Blargian homeworld.

[Justice]

Granted, but the Blaarg decide to use you as target to train for their overtaking of the Lombax..

I wish that I could also be resistant to sunlight.

[Fenrir]

Granted. But now you have a cloak of darkness that protects you from sunlight. Now everyone you meet will either believe you are cursed, or an evil warlock.

I wish The Lombaxes were to come to my rescue at the perfect moment to save my life. AND BE SUCCESSFUL!

[Justice]

Granted, however, the Lombaxe only saved you because they needed the code for the spaceship of yours they are now stealing. You now have no spaceship..

I wish I could instantly prove to people that I'm actually a good person.

[Fenrir]

Granted. you can instantly prove that you are a good person. But everyone thinks you are cursed and stays away out of superstition. .

I wish all the Lombaxes would die except for Rachet, and I could have my ship back.

[Justice]

I wish that people would learn to love my superstition.

Granted, Ratchet now lives for nothing but revenge and has just bonked you in the head with his wrench..

[Deleted]

granted - You lose your left foot

i wish i could get my new app on new site approved!

[Justice]

Granted, but the app is actually for serial RP killer and he just killed your charrie.

I wish for both of my feet

[Fenrir]

granted. You had to trade your right lung for them.

I wish Scyther's faith in humanity were restored

[Justice]

Granted, Now Stryker will never go along with any dark plans because he fears it will hurt humanity. This drastically affects all of the staff..for many reasons..

I wish that I could get all of my body back, as one single unit.

[Fenrir]

granted: Your soul is now property of Giratina.

I wish I had eternal life AND eternal youth.

[Justice]

Granted, you also suffer from eternal pain..

I Wish Giratina would give me my soul back..