Your wish is granted

[Fenrir]

granted. The legal age for driving is reduced to 3 years of age. Auto accidents account for 90% of deaths in the world, including yours.

I wish I could think of something to wish for

[Justice]

Granted, you now think of nothing but wishes and you try to get help from Jirachi, who curses you instead...


I wish that electricity is free.

[Fenrir]

granted. Electric companies don't make money anymore and go bankrupt. Electricity is still free, but now it's the rarest energy source on the planet because no-one's willing to invest in it.

I wish you would have told me about your alphabet game sooner.

[Justice]

Granted, but you spent all day playing it and you have no replies done.

I wish that no one gets ill.

[Deleted]

granted - you need to be ill all the time

I wish i could have a whole day to do whatever i wanted

[Fenrir]

granted. you spend it trapped in an empty room with blank walls.

I wish I had a trillion dollars

[Deleted]

granted - you stole them and will be in jail forever soon

I wish i could get kari a new pokemon

[Fenrir]

granted. Kari now has a psyduck, and must spend the rest of her life sharing it's splitting migraine.

I wish Hikari could have her happy family again.

[Deleted]

granted - everyone else in life/the world is suffering and hates them for it

i wish my MC didnt lag!

[Ginger]

Wish granted.... But now it shows no internet what-so-ever.
I wish I could have less tests...

[Deleted]

granted - you fail school

i wish MC WORKED!

[Fenrir]

granted-you now have a working copy of MC version 0.1

I wish this game never ended

[Justice]

Granted, all of the world's internet just failed because a forum post count reached infinity...

I wish that mosquitoes don't exist

[Fenrir]

granted. Now that mosquitoes are gone, wasps take over the world.

I wish I were a wizard (NOT THE HARRY POTTER KIND. THE HARRY DRESDEN KIND)

[Justice]

Granted, you were just beheaded because you accidentally teleported right into the sight of a Crystal Kingdom official.

I wish for all food to become healthy.