Beef Wellington [Well-Done]

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Beef Wellington

Main Information;; The Known

Nicknames: Beef
Age/birthday: 57 January 1st
Gender: Male
Kingdom/Providence: Diamond Empire
Occupation: Bum
Society/group: Justice Follower
Rank/Class: Commoner
Weapons: Smelly farts and breath. Fists. Cardboard sign. 
Magic: None.

The Mirror Room

Face Claim: None. I doubt anyone is using this pic. 
Appearance: 

Beef looks like your every day stand on the corner with a sign bum. Except he doesn't really have money and really is homeless. He has a black trench coat made out of cotton. It is enough to keep him warm in the cold and gives him a nice pillow in the summer. He wears an orange shirt underneath that says 'Showbiz' in fancy letters and has fancy designs all over it.



He had a nice pair of khaki pants on that he stole from a thrift store and he has never taken them off. At least for 23 years that he has had them. He really likes his Khaki pants because he thinks it makes him look casual. The pants are dirty now of course because he has not once washed them since he got them. The rest of his cloths are dirty too of course, but they aren't his pride and joy like those pants. Due to recent developments, he no longer has any pants on, thanks to the Easter Event. He had his pants stolen and hasn't even noticed they are off. Now he has a nice pair of whitey tighties that have a hole in the left cheek. They are also crusty and have stains all over them.



His shoes are another story. He stole them from the same thrift store the very next day. They were nice fancy dress boots. When he got them they were a nice polished black. Now he is missing one and the other has a hole where the heel of his foot is. But he isn't doesn't care because he thinks he looks great.



His hair is a light gray and semi long (it falls to just below his shoulders). He wears a green and red had that looks very worn, which it is, and on top is a puff ball that isn't too much of a ball anymore. He has dark brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Not to mention he is missing his left front tooth and a few others. The rest are a crisp clean brownish color (what would you expect from someone who hasn't brushed in 20+ years and drinks a lot of beer?).



His face is worn and wrinkly and he has a scruffy type of beard. A lot of people think it is odd he doesn't have a really long beard but what he has is all he was ever able to grow. His eyebrows are a dark grey and have a large slant making him always look curious. His mustache is that of a man in the porno biz and he thinks it makes him look sexy. He is 5"11' and his weight isn't known. He doesn't eat much and when he does, it is typically cat food.

Open and Public

Personality: You looking for a homeless man that will work his ass off for a dollar? Well, you came to the wrong place. Beef doesn't believe in having a work ethic. In fact, he doesn't believe in many sane things. For one, he thinks every night he gets abducted by aliens. He also has a conspiratorial theory toward Pokemon Centers. He thinks if you use one your Pokemon will become brained washed into aliens and they will fly away to the moon. The moon is where they are going to feed. Of course they'd be feeding on the surface of the moon because it is made of cheese.



Is he mentally disabled.. yes. What does he have? Who knows. All the cat food and beer has seen to this man being mentally insane. You would know if you saw him get into a fist fight with a stop sign because he doesn't want to keep waiting to walk. The damn sign won't say go!



He doesn't believe in smoking cigarettes. They are bad for your health and they rot your teeth. That's why he is on a strict diet of either having nothing or having beer and cat food. His favorite flavor is fish guts. MMM MMM! He could eat that all day and never stop. With a poor work ethic and a mentally unstable life, he has been forced to live on the streets. And not only that, he has to beg for money. And he knows exactly how to do so. With a sign.



His signs are always based off his mood. But he does have hundreds of them. They go from 'Aliens are coming, buy me a beer!' to 'Won't work for cash but you can give me some'. There are tons at his disposal.



One thing you need to know when meeting Beef. He is gentle and nice and will give you the cloths off of his back (not that you would want them). And if you are hungry, get ready for a buffet of beer and cat food because he wouldn't want to see anyone starve. Though he does forget that he is probably far more unfortunate.. but none the same. He will give you everything he has, forget he did and ask people for stuff. He has a problem with remembering.



His memory is bad to the point that if you give him cash, he will forget that you did and ask for more. You could give him a million bucks and he'd forget and want some change. And he always makes people feel bad by saying "God bless you" after you have or haven't given him the money. That little thing there is what he thinks is a bomb to the riches.



Just because he is nice doesn't mean he won't fight. You touch the area he wants to sleep in and you'll have an ass kicking you don't want. He will spit, bite, scratch and scream his way into submitting you. He has no fear, unless he thinks your an alien. And most likely he will. If he is afraid of you, there could be a fist fight. If he isn't, he is easily scared. So be careful around this menace.

The Secret Side of Me

Greatest Desire: He needs change and cat food.
Greatest Fear: Aliens
Greatest Secret: He probably does but can't remember.

This is His-story

History: He'll tell you all kinds of stories about how he got homeless. He honestly believes every last one of them. But one thing is for sure, you'll never hear the true story. Probably because he doesn't remember. Which is sad because this is his entire life. He was born in an upper middle class family. They always knew he had something wrong with him. At the age of 15 he found a vault that had all the families money and he gave it to some guy for half a can of soda because he was thirsty.

His father kicked his teeth in and that is why he is missing the front left one. To be honest, he was dis honed for what he did but he didn't ever remember having a family. He had tons of work opportunities but he had no work ethic. Never worked a day in his life. His entire life has been one lazy slump of him sleeping on the streets and eating cat food and drinking beer. Stealing cloths a couple times but then giving em away because he is like that. Nothing big here. Just a regular nut job.
OOC Name: Guest
Other Characters: None

Bio form by ♠spade♠

[LightTogekiss]

Accepted(After changes are made)

Comments

Well, this was really hard to decide on at first, because the bio and character in general is really enjoyable, there are just quite a few issues with the bio itself.

First of all. The thing that pops out at me is the non anime face claim. The admins have made a rule that the site can only use Anime face claims, and Beef's is obviously not one. Please fix this.

Second of all, the last name Wellington has already been used on another character who lives in the same region as yours. I cannot force you to change the name, but I would be very happy if you did.

Third: Your character is very obviously set in a time that is not the same as Perish's. The fact that he has a "cardboard" sign before cardboard is an example. Another would be cigarettes, which don't exist in Perish, considering it is a mideival roleplay and cigarettes were not the cigarettes we know today until much later. Another example is cat food, which most likely wouldn't exist either, at least I would think not, considering actual "cats" don't exist. Also, Pokemon Centers definitely don't exist as Pokemon and their rights haven't been readily set in stone or excersized yet. The closest we have is a Pokemon laboratory.

Also, for the next bio, please give more history, as this one gives very little insight into the character, nor does it explain his reason for being a follower of Justice.

Overall, I like the bio, but it is obvious that it is either a copy and paste from another site, or it was quickly thrown together using a basic skeleton of a character you already had in your mind, which doesn't quite fit the time we are in at the moment. Also, I would suggest that you change your CBox name to something other than Guest as that would be the choice word for actual guests, plus we have a member who is known as Guest to most of the members just by habit.

Now then, if you would so kind as to fix some of the things I've said, you can be on your way and I can't wait to see beef in action.

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I'd like beef archived. I want to make a more serious character.

[LightTogekiss]

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