If Life gives you..

[Justice]

This is how this game will work. The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you but that's the basic one..). Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

Example:
Player 1: If life gives you lemons
Player 2:Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
Player 3:Sue life.
If life destroys your house...

I will start:
If Life gives you lemons...

[Aslan]

Throw it to someone eye

Next: If Life take your heart,,,

[Justice]

take someone else's

If life rains on your parade...

[Deleted]

Have them march in the mud.

If life kills your pet...

[Aslan]

Kill life's pet

If life bombed your planet..

[Justice]

Build a new one.

If life takes your chair out from under you..

[Fenrir]

...sit on someone's head

If life puts you on national television...

[Chandler the Litwick]

Embarrass Life on National Television.

If Life gives you chickenpox..

[Fenrir]

...Double Dip in life's queso

If life gives you dancing candles...

[Chandler the Litwick]

Dance with the candles until they melt from your hotness.

If life gives you a man with a creepy desert spirit..

[Fenrir]

...go on an ocean cruise.

If life gives you a New Years with no-one to celebrate it with...

[Chandler the Litwick]

Grab your clones and have a pity party!

If life gives you absolutely nothing...

[Fenrir]

...Give Nothing Back!

If Life gives you everything...

[Chandler the Litwick]

Take Life for everything it's worth.

If life gives you Satan..

[Fenrir]

...Pray, Pray with all your heart and soul, for Life has just given you undeniable proof that Christianity is correct.

If life gives you omnipotence...