Officer, it's not what it looks like.

[Justice]

This is yet another game I give you people to play. This, is the setting:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. Then he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:

A bloody pigeon,
Ginger tied up,
A bag of white powder

[Ginger]

The bird flew into the car, was taking it to the vet. Ginger? I am Ginger.. That's an uhh... Replica/copy. This? This is not what you think it is... The bird was carrying it.. I don't know why...


A recent mask used in a murder.
A dead looking body.
A live breathing magical togekiss?

[LightTogekiss]

Oh..well you see..the murderer killed my friend but he left his mask here by accident..And uhh..the Togekiss is here to help me try and bring my friend back to life.. yeah..

A sock which smells horribly of Intergalactic space materials
A Demon Summoning Ritual that has been recently used..
And Fenrir with an apple in his mouth

[Fenrir]

mmph! mphrrbm, mph-phnnnbm phmk kmph-mph...

A tournaquit,
a pile of empty liquer bottles,
and a guy with his head at the floorboard and his feet against the back of your seat, who's screaming at the top of his lungs "DRIVE FASTER, ELMO: OLE OSCAR HAS ALMOST CAUGHT THE DRUG-MOBILE!"

[LightTogekiss]

Well, you see, officer. I found this man, horribly wounded on the side of the road, and with all of these bottles too! I got out a tournaquit to help him survive and I'm taking him to the hospital.

A baby dinosaur.
A well known mass murderer
A stolen safety deposit box

[Ginger]

Sir, I am a time traveling agent, and this man is my current century assistant. As for the baby Dinosaur he is my sidekick Deno and the deposit box.. Well It contains a piece of advance technology that these two lunatics planned to use to recreate the world, lucky for me my assistant help me steal it.

A lava lamp,
A newly advanced stolen technology,
and a dead police partner of the policeman who pulled you over.

[LightTogekiss]

Well, you see sir..your partner tried drinking the lava in here and he got poisoned. So I had to get this device to try to heal him, as it extracts poisons.



One package or flying monkeys
One bulldog with a bloody paw
One bottle of liquid explosives

[Fenrir]

OFFICER, I'M A TRAINED ZOOLOGIST, AND THOSE BEVARIAN WINGED MONKEYS ARE HIGHLY UNSTABLE. PLEASE STEP BACK AND ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THE SITUATION! OOH OOH! EEH-OOH! EEH-EM-OOH! crap! OFFICER, i NEED YOU TO STAND BACK, AND PUT THE GUN AWAY; THE MONKEYS WANT 100,000,000 USD IN NON-SEQUENTIAL BILLS, OR THEY'LL DROP THE NITROGLYCIREN AND KILL ME AND THE GUARD DOG! PLEASE OFFICER, RADIO IT IN, THEY MEAN IT!

a woman with her hands bound behind her back,
a twitchy-eyed man with a gun aimed at the back of the front seat,
which is holding a small child saying "Me and Mommy are going on a trip to see Daddy! He used to be in Prison!"

[LightTogekiss]

Officer, please don't worry. We're just practicing for a play me, my brother and sister and niece are going to play for my brother in law. It's all good. See, the gun isn't even real. *Takes gun and pretends to shoot, accidentally shooting his brains out* The brother speaks. "UMM..umm..umm"

A singularity the size of a peanut
A human sized amoeba.
A person wrapped in aluminum foil.